Tips on how to stay poor
*1. _ Never wake up early._ * Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bed bugs, why hurry to get up? *2. _ Never plan how to spend your money._ * Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it. *3. _Don't think of saving until you have real big money. _* How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs. *4. _ Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated". _ * How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing or home-based production? That's for people who never went to school! *5. _ Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital. _* How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with little capital, you as a sma...